Lessons Learned While Fishing

Since our fishing opener is this weekend here in Central mn... 
I Figured I'd add in a few Lessons Learned while fishing

All I Need To Know About Life
I Learned From Fishing

• There is no such thing as too much equipment.
• When in doubt, exaggerate.
• If it feels good, it's fishing.
• Everyone has a story about the one that got away.
• It's good to be at the top of the food chain.
• Even the best lines get weak after they've been used a few times.
• Sometimes you've really got to squirm to get off the hook.
• Cast everything in the best light possible.
• Keep one eye on your bobber at all times.
• Life is a stream of consciousness thing.
• Take time to smell the fishes.
• I fish therefore I am.
• The way to a fisherman's heart is through his fly.
• You never forget your first bite.
• A fishing line has a hook at one end and an optimist at the other.
• Fish always start to grow after they get away.
• Life is a can of worms.
• The fishing is always better on the other side of the lake.
• Good things come to those who wade.
• When the going gets tough, the tough go fishing.

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Lessons From Mom

My mother taught me
LOGIC...
"If you fall off that swing and break your neck,
you can't go to the store with me."

My mother taught me about
ANTICIPATION...
"Just wait until your father gets home."

My mother taught me
TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE...
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside.
I just finished cleaning."

My mother taught me about
WEATHER...
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

My mother taught me
RELIGION....
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

My mother taught me about
HYPOCRISY...
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times.
Don't exaggerate!"

My mother taught me
MEDICAL SCIENCE...
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes,
they're going to freeze that way."

My mother taught me about my
ROOTS...
"Shut that door behind you.
Do you think you were born in a barn?"

My mother taught me
TO THINK AHEAD...
"If you don't pass your spelling test,
you'll never get a good job!"

My mother taught me
IRONY...
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

My mother taught me
ESP...
"Put your sweater on!
Don't you think that I know when you're cold?"

My mother taught me
FORESIGHT...
"Make sure you wear clean underwear,
in case you're in an accident."

My mother taught me
TO MEET A CHALLENGE...
"What were you thinking?
"Answer me when I talk to you."
and "Don't talk back to me!"

My mother taught me about
STAMINA...
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

My mother taught me
HUMOR...
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes,
don't come running to me."

My mother taught me about
CONTORTIONISM...
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

My mother taught me how to
BECOME AN ADULT...
"If you don't eat your vegetables,
you'll never grow up.

My mother taught me about the science of
OSMOSIS...
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

My mother taught me
ABOUT SEX...
"How do you think you got here?"

My mother taught me
WISDOM...
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

My mother taught me about
TIME TRAVEL...
"If you don't straighten up,
I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

My mother taught me about
GENETICS...
"You are just like your father!"

And my favorite:
my mother taught me about
JUSTICE...
"One day you'll have kids,
and I hope they turn out just like you!"

And she thought no one was listening!

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