Showing posts with label senior. Show all posts
Showing posts with label senior. Show all posts

~*~ Granny Got A Scooter ~*~

I purchased ...

What Is a Gramma? (+ FamilyCircus)

I received this description in yet another email forward and thought it was amusingly cute and yet adorable! So i decided ...

*Grandmother on the Stand*

A small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a trial -- a grandmotherly, elderly woman. He approached he...

How the Zodiac Signs Age :)

(This artwork is part of the "Zodiac Signs in Old Age" series by Russian artist Olga Gromova.) Due to their personality ...

We're Outta' Here

No one believes seniors . . . Everyone thinks they are senile. An Elderly couple were celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. The cou...

I'm Fine ~~ How are you?

  There's nothing the matter with me,   I'm just as healthy as can be,   I have arthritis in both knees,   And when I talk, I ta...

Re-Tired

Yeah! I got to my retirement And got some that I could spend But, I’m not trying that hard By the time of the day’s end. I hated...

Remember When?

A computer was something on TV from a science fiction show. A window was something you hated to clean. Ram was the co...

The Water Closet

It seems that a little old English lady was looking for some rooms in Switzerland. She asked the local village school master to help her....

Grams Recycle Farm

Now listen to my story I want y'all to know My Gram invented recycling A long, long time ago ...

ABC's of Ageing

A is for arthritis,  B is for bad back,  C is for the chest pains. Corned Beef? Cardiac?  D is for dental decay and decline,  ...

Let The Good Times Roll

What a life I'm having  Feeling real content Glad that Herbert left me Such a great event Now I can just sit here Do just what...

When I Am An Old Man - Version One

When I am an old man, I will wear plaid trousers, let my shirt tail hang out on one side on Tuesdays, and wear ties that cla...

When I Am An Old Man - Version 2

  I shall wear my old slippers whenever I choose.   Have popcorn and pickles while on my armchair cruise. Dance around in my b...

Retirement - Senior's Poem

I worked years for someone else So that I could retire. I dreamed of sleeping late    And sitting by the fire.    I d...

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