Showing posts with label senior. Show all posts
Showing posts with label senior. Show all posts

The Water Closet

It seems that a little old English lady was looking for some rooms in Switzerland. She asked the local village school master to help her....

Grams Recycle Farm

Now listen to my story I want y'all to know My Gram invented recycling A long, long time ago ...

ABC's of Ageing

A is for arthritis,  B is for bad back,  C is for the chest pains. Corned Beef? Cardiac?  D is for dental decay and decline,  ...

Let The Good Times Roll

What a life I'm having  Feeling real content Glad that Herbert left me Such a great event Now I can just sit here Do just what...

When I Am An Old Man - Version One

When I am an old man, I will wear plaid trousers, let my shirt tail hang out on one side on Tuesdays, and wear ties that cla...

When I Am An Old Man - Version 2

  I shall wear my old slippers whenever I choose.   Have popcorn and pickles while on my armchair cruise. Dance around in my b...

Retirement - Senior's Poem

I worked years for someone else So that I could retire. I dreamed of sleeping late    And sitting by the fire.    I d...

Land That Made Me - Senior Poem

Long ago and far away in a land that time forgot, Before the days of Dyl...

Senior's Test

Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow older, it's important that we keep mentally alert. The sa...

Grandparents Poem - Red Skelton

A poem by an older Red Skelton, reads his own poem about being a grandparent (his daughter Valentina had presented him with a granddaughter...

Fifty-Plus

Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause? A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the base...

The Age Of Wisdom

They say with age comes wisdom, That they make a likely pair, That when a proper age is reached, Wisdom should be there. T...

When I'm an Old Lady and Live With My Kids

When I'm an old lady, I'll live with each kid, and bring so much happiness, just as they did. I want to pay back all the joy they...

Senior Personal Ads

Who says seniors don't have a sense of humor? FOXY LADY: Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty, 80's, slim,5'-4...

Those Red Hat Ladies

These ladies are always ready ...

Old Age Is Not For Sour Pusses

Old folk are fun to be around, I know because I R one, I laugh at me so many times, I just must be a lot of fun! I lost my glasse...

Remember Time Spent With Mom

Poem conveys a Mother's hope when she is old and needs care from her children. Full Newspaper clip - Image can be viewed here  De...

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