Showing posts with label senior. Show all posts
Showing posts with label senior. Show all posts

How the Zodiac Signs Age :)

(This artwork is part of the "Zodiac Signs in Old Age" series by Russian artist Olga Gromova.) Due to their personality ...

We're Outta' Here

No one believes seniors . . . Everyone thinks they are senile. An Elderly couple were celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. The cou...

I'm Fine ~~ How are you?

  There's nothing the matter with me,   I'm just as healthy as can be,   I have arthritis in both knees,   And when I talk, I ta...

Re-Tired

Yeah! I got to my retirement And got some that I could spend But, I’m not trying that hard By the time of the day’s end. I hated...

The Water Closet

It seems that a little old English lady was looking for some rooms in Switzerland. She asked the local village school master to help her....

Grams Recycle Farm

Now listen to my story I want y'all to know My Gram invented recycling A long, long time ago ...

ABC's of Ageing

A is for arthritis,  B is for bad back,  C is for the chest pains. Corned Beef? Cardiac?  D is for dental decay and decline,  ...

Let The Good Times Roll

What a life I'm having  Feeling real content Glad that Herbert left me Such a great event Now I can just sit here Do just what...

When I Am An Old Man - Version One

When I am an old man, I will wear plaid trousers, let my shirt tail hang out on one side on Tuesdays, and wear ties that cla...

When I Am An Old Man - Version 2

  I shall wear my old slippers whenever I choose.   Have popcorn and pickles while on my armchair cruise. Dance around in my b...

Retirement - Senior's Poem

I worked years for someone else So that I could retire. I dreamed of sleeping late    And sitting by the fire.    I d...

Land That Made Me - Senior Poem

Long ago and far away in a land that time forgot, Before the days of Dyl...

Senior's Test

Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow older, it's important that we keep mentally alert. The sa...

Grandparents Poem - Red Skelton

A poem by an older Red Skelton, reads his own poem about being a grandparent (his daughter Valentina had presented him with a granddaughter...

Fifty-Plus

Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause? A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the base...

The Age Of Wisdom

They say with age comes wisdom, That they make a likely pair, That when a proper age is reached, Wisdom should be there. T...

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