Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts

Bumper Snickers

Actual bumper stickers found in the U.S.A. Hang up and drive! Someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car. Out of...

Here's Your Sign / Label Laughs

Here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:  On Sears hairdryer:   Do not use while sleeping. (Gee, that's the only t...

She Was At A Loss... (Dear Abby)

Readers probe the columnist ,Dear Abby for guidance on issues related to religion, family, business, and other forms of interpersonal conf...

Fun Historical Facts

The next time you are washing your hands and complain because the water temperature isn’t just how you like it, think about how things...

Getting Older — My Foot!

Getting Older my foot….perpetually aging sounds better — I feel like my body has gotten totally out of shape, so I got my doctor’s permiss...

"Confucius Say" Fortunes

Of course these "fortunes" are meant to be entertaining, but I feel that Confucius would agree that they still offer good advi...

Those April Showers

The sky was getting very cloudy with a promise of rain. Tommy's mother told him he would have to stay indoors because a storm was...

The Wonkey Donkey Collection

What's a Wonkey Donkey?  It's a “spunky, hanky-panky cranky stinky dinky lanky honky-tonky winky wonky donkey”. In a recent...

Gone Fishing

A fun, lighthearted poem....especially for anyone who has ever owned a cat! Dear staff I have gone fishing I've taken a day off F...

The Water Closet

It seems that a little old English lady was looking for some rooms in Switzerland. She asked the local village school master to help her....

Murphy's Law of Genealogists

1.. The will you need is in a safe onboard the Titanic 2.. You finally find the wedding record for your grandfather only to discover...

Big Mud Puddles and Sunny Yellow Dandelions

When I look at a patch of dandelions, I see a bunch of weeds that are going to take over my yard.       - My kids see flowers for Mom an...

Rock And Roll *Is* Here To Stay! Rock On!

Wow man, the 50's! They really were 'neat.' Bobby socks, saddle shoes, poodle skirts, oh so sweet. Penny loafers and 'S...

Gramma's Shoes - Humor

When I was very little, All the Grandmas that I knew, Were wearing the same kind, Of ugly grandma shoes. You know the kind I mean.. C...

The Flash

An annoying flashing I continue to see, I can't help but wonder, "What's wrong with me?" I'm positive others hav...

I Hate Dentists

I hate dentists. All my life I had spent thousands of dollars on my teeth. I finally decided on dentures, so when one hurt I just made ...

Nora -n-Jakes Country Cooking

Just got back from Nora's We really had some fixings All those bones were in the pot And food was finger licking    Well I am here to...

I'd Do Anything Fer Yah

Comb your hair 'n tie your shoes ...

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