1. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 2. I threw a boomerang a few years ago. I now live in c...

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The trouble with men is  ~ Their MEN! Women are born with something men will never posess  ~ a CLUE Men dont try to d...

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WOMEN ~VS~ MEN DIFFERING VIEWS!   EATING OUT: If P.J., Melanie, Jan and Judi go out for lunch,   they will call each oth...

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ARGUMENT (ar*gyou*ment)n. A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't realized it yet. AIRHEAD (er*hed...

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A Prayer for You.... Now I lay me down to sleep. I pray the Lord my shape to keep. Please no wrinkles, please no bags And ple...

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We're living in an instant world ...

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I ain't much for shopping, Nor even goin' into town Except at cattle-shipping time, I ain't easily found. But the d...

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Actual bumper stickers found in the U.S.A. Hang up and drive! Someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car. Out of...

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Here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:  On Sears hairdryer:   Do not use while sleeping. (Gee, that's the only t...

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Readers probe the columnist ,Dear Abby for guidance on issues related to religion, family, business, and other forms of interpersonal conf...

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The next time you are washing your hands and complain because the water temperature isn’t just how you like it, think about how things...

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Getting Older my foot….perpetually aging sounds better — I feel like my body has gotten totally out of shape, so I got my doctor’s permiss...

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Of course these "fortunes" are meant to be entertaining, but I feel that Confucius would agree that they still offer good advi...

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The sky was getting very cloudy with a promise of rain. Tommy's mother told him he would have to stay indoors because a storm was...

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What's a Wonkey Donkey?  It's a “spunky, hanky-panky cranky stinky dinky lanky honky-tonky winky wonky donkey”. In a recent...

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A fun, lighthearted poem....especially for anyone who has ever owned a cat! Dear staff I have gone fishing I've taken a day off F...

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