What's a Wonkey Donkey?  It's a “spunky, hanky-panky cranky stinky dinky lanky honky-tonky winky wonky donkey”. In a recent...

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It seems that a little old English lady was looking for some rooms in Switzerland. She asked the local village school master to help her....

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1.. The will you need is in a safe onboard the Titanic 2.. You finally find the wedding record for your grandfather only to discover...

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When I look at a patch of dandelions, I see a bunch of weeds that are going to take over my yard.       - My kids see flowers for Mom an...

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Wow man, the 50's! They really were 'neat.' Bobby socks, saddle shoes, poodle skirts, oh so sweet. Penny loafers and 'S...

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When I was very little, All the Grandmas that I knew, Were wearing the same kind, Of ugly grandma shoes. You know the kind I mean.. C...

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An annoying flashing I continue to see, I can't help but wonder, "What's wrong with me?" I'm positive others hav...

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I hate dentists. All my life I had spent thousands of dollars on my teeth. I finally decided on dentures, so when one hurt I just made ...

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Just got back from Nora's We really had some fixings All those bones were in the pot And food was finger licking    Well I am here to...

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Comb your hair 'n tie your shoes ...

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Whooptee doo watch us go Look out world we meet below Flying in this snow white stuff Landing softly on our duffs Isn't it so gre...

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We all know that children and adults don't look at the world the same way. Well, it seems they don't HEAR the same, either. You...

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Spouse #1: Honey, this coffee tastes like dirt.    Spouse #2: That's not surprising, dear, it was just ground this morning.       ...

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One night, the Potato family sat down to dinner--Mother Potato and her three daughters. Midway through the meal, the eldest daughter sp...

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After a Tuesday fishing on the River Test, near Southampton in Southern England, Trevor is walking from the pier carrying two brown t...

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Forget the traditional Potato Head story:Here is an uncensored tale about a young potato head getting a lesson on the facts of life from h...

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A lot of life’s problems can be explained by the U.S. Military and its applications of common sense …

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To clean a toilet: Pour a can of Coke into the toilet. Let it sit for one hour, then flush clean. To remove rust spots from chrome...

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Girl said:    Dad, I'm in love with a boy who is far away from me. I am in India and he lives in Alaska. We met on a dating websit...

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  I've never thought of hamburger as being threatening. Sure when it was a cow it could have charged me and done some damage but for ...

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