Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts

Why Computers Crash ~ Dr. Seuss

Dr. Seuss Explains... Why Computers Crash  (Read this to yourself aloud - it's great!) If a packet hits a pocket On a socket on a...

Why Worry? There's only 2 things in life you have to worry about ...

Why Worry? There are only two things in life to worry about: Whether you are well or whether you are sick. If you are well ... ...

What Is a Gramma? (+ FamilyCircus)

I received this description in yet another email forward and thought it was amusingly cute and yet adorable! So i decided ...

*Grandmother on the Stand*

A small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a trial -- a grandmotherly, elderly woman. He approached he...

Ten of the Funniest One-Liners Ever Written

1. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 2. I threw a boomerang a few years ago. I now live in c...

So Many Men, So Little Aspirin - IcqGreetings4U

The trouble with men is  ~ Their MEN! Women are born with something men will never posess  ~ a CLUE Men dont try to d...

Women Vs. Men

WOMEN ~VS~ MEN DIFFERING VIEWS!   EATING OUT: If P.J., Melanie, Jan and Judi go out for lunch,   they will call each oth...

A Woman's Definition of Everyday Words

ARGUMENT (ar*gyou*ment)n. A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't realized it yet. AIRHEAD (er*hed...

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