Actual bumper stickers found in the U.S.A. Hang up and drive! Someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car. Out of...

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Here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:  On Sears hairdryer:   Do not use while sleeping. (Gee, that's the only t...

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Readers probe the columnist ,Dear Abby for guidance on issues related to religion, family, business, and other forms of interpersonal conf...

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The next time you are washing your hands and complain because the water temperature isn’t just how you like it, think about how things...

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Getting Older my foot….perpetually aging sounds better — I feel like my body has gotten totally out of shape, so I got my doctor’s permiss...

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Of course these "fortunes" are meant to be entertaining, but I feel that Confucius would agree that they still offer good advi...

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The sky was getting very cloudy with a promise of rain. Tommy's mother told him he would have to stay indoors because a storm was...

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What's a Wonkey Donkey?  It's a “spunky, hanky-panky cranky stinky dinky lanky honky-tonky winky wonky donkey”. In a recent...

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A fun, lighthearted poem....especially for anyone who has ever owned a cat! Dear staff I have gone fishing I've taken a day off F...

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It seems that a little old English lady was looking for some rooms in Switzerland. She asked the local village school master to help her....

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1.. The will you need is in a safe onboard the Titanic 2.. You finally find the wedding record for your grandfather only to discover...

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When I look at a patch of dandelions, I see a bunch of weeds that are going to take over my yard.       - My kids see flowers for Mom an...

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Wow man, the 50's! They really were 'neat.' Bobby socks, saddle shoes, poodle skirts, oh so sweet. Penny loafers and 'S...

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When I was very little, All the Grandmas that I knew, Were wearing the same kind, Of ugly grandma shoes. You know the kind I mean.. C...

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An annoying flashing I continue to see, I can't help but wonder, "What's wrong with me?" I'm positive others hav...

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I hate dentists. All my life I had spent thousands of dollars on my teeth. I finally decided on dentures, so when one hurt I just made ...

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Just got back from Nora's We really had some fixings All those bones were in the pot And food was finger licking    Well I am here to...

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Comb your hair 'n tie your shoes ...

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