Of course these
"fortunes" are meant to be entertaining, but I feel that Confucius would agree that they still offer good advice. Bake up a batch of cookies using the recipe from Lil Luna or TheSpruceEats. Cut apart and put a fortune in each cookie.
Confucius say: Man who drive like h*## bound to get there. Confucius say: Man who eats crackers in bed get crummy sleep. Confucius say: Man who stand on toilet get high on pot. Confucius say: Man who run in front of car get tired. Confucius say: Man who want pretty nurse got to be patient. Confucius say: Man who sit on tack get point. Confucius say: Man with unchecked parachute likely to jump to conclusion. Confucius say: Wise man get clean in hot water. Confucius say: Man who put face in punchbowl get punch in nose. Confucius say: Man who run behind car get exhausted. Confucius say: Man who guess woman's age may be smart, but not very bright. Confucius say: Man who throws dirt loses ground. Confucius say: Man who plow straight furrow fall in rut. Confucius say: Wise man never play leapfrog with a unicorn. Confucius say: Wise man never eat yellow snow. Confucius say: Naked man fears no pick pocket. Confucius say: Bird in hand makes hard to blow nose. Confucius say: Man with one chopstick go hungry. Confucius say: Man who shoot off mouth bound to lose face. Confucius say: Woman who sink in man's arms, soon have arms in man's sink Confucius say: Man who jump through screen door likely to strain himself. Confucius say: Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. Confucius say: Man who tells one too many light bulb joke soon burn out. Confucius say: Man who live in glass house should change in base-ment. Confucius say: Man who keep nose to grindstone end up with pointy nose. Confucius say: Man who speaks with forked tongue should not kiss balloon. Confucius say: Man who cook carrots and peas in same pot not eat from pot. Confucius say: Wise man make sure words touch wisdom tooth on way out of mouth. Confucius say: Man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants. Confucius say: Man who listen for train with head on track likely to get splitting headache.
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