Dirt Roads


What's mainly wrong with society today is that too many Dirt Roads have been paved.

There's not a problem in America today, crime, drugs, education, divorce, delinquency...that wouldn't be remedied, if we just had more Dirt Roads, because Dirt Roads give character.

People that live at the end of Dirt Roads
learn early on that life is a bumpy ride.

That it can jar you right down to your teeth
sometimes, but it's worth it, if at the end is
home...a loving spouse, happy kids and a dog.

We wouldn't have near the trouble with our educational system if our kids got their exercise walking a Dirt Road with other kids, from whom they learn how to get along.

There was less crime in our streets
before they were paved.

Criminals didn't walk two dusty miles to rob
or rape, if they knew they'd be welcomed by
5 barking dogs and a double barrel shotgun.

And there were no drive by shootings.

Our values were better when
our roads were worse!

People did not worship their cars more than
their kids, and motorists were more
courteous, they didn't tailgate by riding the
bumper...or the guy in front would choke you with
dust and bust your windshield with rocks.

Dirt Roads taught patience.

Dirt Roads were environmentally friendly, you didn't hop in your car for a quart of milk you walked to the barn for your milk.

For your mail, you walked to the mail box.

What if it rained and the Dirt Road got washed out? That was the best part, then you stayed home and had some family time, roasted marshmallows and popped popcorn and pony rode on Daddy's shoulders and learned how to make prettier quilts than anybody.

At the end of Dirt Roads, you soon learned
that bad words tasted like soap.

Most paved roads lead to trouble.  Dirt Roads more likely lead to a fishing creek or a swimming hole.

At the end of a Dirt Road, the only time we even locked our car was in August, because if we didn't some neighbor would fill it with too much zucchini.

At the end of a Dirt Road, there was always extra springtime income, from when city dudes would get stuck, you'd have to hitch up a team and pull them out.

Usually you got a dollar...always you got a new friend...at the end of a Dirt Road!

~By Paul Harvey

 



 
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~*~ Granny Got A Scooter ~*~

I purchased a new scooter just for me
My kids say, now granny be careful
Your new scooter is not like a car
They seem to worry, you see.

They keep telling me that I am old
But there's one thing I want them to know
I am not staying inside this house
I'm riding my scooter even if it is cold.



I say to my kids, now listen to me
I'm warning all of you here and now
You better keep the driveway clear
Granny is riding the scooter, you hear.

I tell them I know all the rules
So, kids don't you fret
Granny's got a new scooter
And I'm not through riding yet!


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I purchased ...

Learning To Drive ~ Poem

I was so proud of me
For I had learned to drive a car
My husband wouldn't ride with me
Or allow me to go very far

But while he was at work
I'd get out my extra key
Sneak to where he parked
And take that car with me

While he worked all day
I drove around the town
Getting good experience
With him no-where around



You see, he'd get so nervous
When he tried to teach me how
So, I decided I could do much better
If I done it by myself

One day across the town
I set out for a drive
I had borrowed my sister's license
We favored enough for disguise

Then I walked to where he worked
And drove away once more
But...this time I got caught
Not like it was before



There I was, having so much fun
Not aware of all the fear
While he was nearly crazy
Searching everywhere

You see, they had asked if he
Would run a little errand
So he went to get his car,
But stood there just a-staring!

An empty place he found
Where his Chevy once had been
But where was it now
Who'd pulled a trick on him?



He made a call to home
Where my sis answered the phone
She told him I was gone
Didn't know when I'd be home

Unaware of all this
I started back to park the car
But, turned wrong down a one way street
So did not get too far

You see there was a policeman
Waiting in the wings
Just to catch someone
Doing that very thing!



He stopped me right real quick
Asked me if I knew
I was going the wrong way, lady
There's a sign, you paid no attention to

The next thing that he noted
was the license was not mine
So he gave me a ticket,
It was a heavy fine

I cried as I went on
To put that car in place...
But when I drove it in
I saw my husband's face



Oh my Lord, I cried
Deliver me from this
He was mad enough I could see
To ruin our wedded bliss!

When the storm had cleared
I settled down a bit
But...later I still took that car!
I just could not stay home and sit

When I got a license of my own
My poor husband almost died
While he worked, and worried
I went out on joy rides



Betty Hill © 2007
 
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New Fangled Device

When I was old with hair so white
I made a decision, not too bright,
To buy myself a new fangled device,
Talked into it through a friends advice.

Spent all my savings to get a computer.
Nobody told me I'd need a good tutor.
First came the basics, "bootups and shutdowns"
And from that point my smiles turned to frowns.

That big button for on, never off at all.
Only for total lockup would that rule fall.
And then a whole new language I must learn.
There was MG Ram and CDs we could burn.

And something that I really had to know,
This word download; just click on go.
And the word WinZip, here is a must.
But, I must admit, it was then that I cussed.

For security reasons, it's AVG and ZoneAlarm.
Without them a computer can come to harm.
And, whatever is scandisk and defrag too?
This you must master or it is "woe unto you"

And "pop-ups seem to come from everywhere,
So it is important that you "click" with care.
The one I dread says "fatal error has occurred".
My heart will pound and I can't say a word.

I pray, Dear Lord, where do I go from here,
And I begin to know the meaning of fear.
Will my screen go black or will I just "crash"?
Horrible things through my mind will flash.

They tell me in time it will all be so clear,
But, I know that time is still not near.
So, blissfully, it is on my way I go,
Aware, there are things I will never know.

But it is all worth it I'm happy to say,
For with this computer I can "make my day".
The pleasure I get from this new fangled toy.
Despite all it's troubles it does bring me joy.

Now all my daily housework just has to wait,
For now I'm so busy that delay is their fate.
So, thank you my friend, also my "tutor"
For I love life now that I have my computer.  

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The Hand You Were Dealt

Imagine playing a game of cards
You don't like what you hold in your hand
But still you have to make a smart play
Even if at times you can't seem to win

Thats how at times life might be
If so you just have to treat it best you can
At times it can be like an hour glass
Moving so quickly like the pouring sand

And then at times life can be the best
It will treat you oh so very good
You'll feel like things are back on track
Just living like you always should

So no matter the situation you are in
As long as self respect is what you have left
You're actually doing better than you thought
By dealing with the hand you were dealt
 
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Astrology

We are all born at a certain time,
With different qualities that are easy to define.
There are twelve equal parts to the astrology chart,
At the first house is where you should really start.

The first house in the chart is very important you see,
It will explain the place or persons' personality.
How the person or place first appears to be,
There are other things hidden though you can not see.

The rising sign is how we think in our head
It sometimes controls what will or will not be said.
If you just study a place or a persons chart,
You will know all of the houses play a special part.

My Venus is in Libra, my Moon is in Gemini,
Do you think you would like to give it a try?
We are never just one sign and if you take a look,
It is carefully explained in a good astrology book.

There is something I tell everyone I know,
It takes more than just one sign for you to grow.
Because if there is just one ingredient,
How boring, how dull, not how life is to be spent.

There are so many stars in the galaxy,
Each one in our chart affects us differently.
So when someone says they are a Leo with flare,
I can’t help but look at them and stare.

Scorpio is the detective of the zodiac,
Studying astrology, well it takes a certain knack.
Libra must have things balance, Pisces cannot decide,
Virgo must analyze, forget it Taurus, you can’t hide.

Gemini there always seems to be two,
You never know which one you're talking to.
An Aquarius will seem to float through the air,
Now the Sagittarius they don’t seem to have a care.

Then when you study a chart with a little bit of one,
That is where you can start to have all the fun.
Where is your destiny?
It’s all in the stars, take a look at it and see.

© Brenda Sparkman Sassy4Daze February 2004
 

 
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A Visit to the Dentist


Well it is time for a visit to the dentist again,
I don’t want to go but I will feel better in the end.
I finally gave in and called today,
I can’t escape this no matter how much I delay.

When it gets closer to the actual date,
I know I should be on time and must not be late.
But there suddenly is this fear that is gripping me,
I pray for snow, a blizzard, anything you see.

It is really very easy when you first get there,
They have pretty music and a nice soft chair.
The receptionist is always as pleasant as can be,
But she doesn’t share my fear, don’t you see.

I know sooner or later and I am fully aware,
They are going to put me in that dreaded chair.
Is it just a cleaning of my teeth I need today?,
I hope so and it is not too long I have to stay.

All kinds of things hanging everywhere,
Enough to give anyone a good scare.
Have you ever heard the sound of the drill?,
The sound of that thing will give you a chill.

There are very dark goggles to protect your eyes,
Hiding things though and you are in for a big surprise.
The stuff that they give you to make your gums numb,
That taste is it cherry or bubble gum?

I grip the arms of the chair as hard as I can,
I even stop breathing but that is not part of the plan.
The dentist is always so nice and has a special way,
Of saying to me, “Are you ok?”

When they are all through and I can finally get away,
I try to remember to tell them thanks and have a nice day.
My dentist really is very special you see,
I am glad they have the patience to put up with me.

© Brenda Sparkman
February 2004




 
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Family ~ Inspiration

I ran into a stranger as he passed by, 
"Oh excuse me please" was my reply. 
He said, "Please excuse me, too;
  I wasn't really watching for you." 

We were very polite, this stranger and I. 
We went on our way and we said good-bye. 
But at home a different story is told,
  How we treat our loved ones, young and old.

Later that day, cooking the evening meal,
  My son stood beside me very still. 
When I turned, I nearly knocked him down. 
"Move out of the way," I said with a frown. 

He walked away, his little heart broken. 
I didn't realize how harshly I'd spoken. 
While I lay awake that night in bed, 
God's still small voice came to me and said,

  "While dealing with a stranger, common courtesy you use, 
But the children you love, you seem to abuse. 
Go and look on the kitchen floor, 
You'll find some flowers there by the door. 

Those are the flowers he brought for you. 
He picked them himself: pink, yellow and blue. 
He stood very quietly not to spoil the surprise,
  You never saw the tears that filled his little eyes." 

By this time, I was feeling very small, 
And then my tears began to fall. 
I quietly went and knelt by his bed;
  "Wake up, little one, wake up," I said. 

"Are these the flowers you picked for me?" 
He smiled, "I found 'em, out by the tree. 
I picked 'em because they're pretty like you. 
I knew you'd like 'em, especially the blue." 

I said, "Son, I'm very sorry for the way I acted today;
  I shouldn't have yelled at you that way." 
He said, "Oh, Mom, that's okay. 
I love you anyway." 

I said, "Son, I love you too, 
and I do like the flowers, 
especially the blue."


 

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Flamingo Trivia Game

Each year since my dad's passing . my family [12 siblings, spouses, neices and nephews etc... about 82 of us total] have had an annual camping weekend. This year was our 30th Anniversary so we splurged and went to a huge air B&bB in spooner Wiusconsin. The Thme was "flamingos"

Colored bars will reveal the answer. 


FLAMINGO TRIVIA 

1 What color are flamingos when they're born?
A. Pink
B. Gray
C. White
B. Gray (Note: They can also be white, making both B and C technically accurate, but gray/white is the standard chick color).

2. What gives flamingos their pink color?
A. Sunlight
B. Swimming
C. Their food
C. Their food

3. What do flamingos mostly eat?
A. Worms
B. Algae and shrimp
C. Fruit and berries
B. Algae and shrimp

4. Which body part is especially long on a flamingo?
A. Wings
B. Tail
C. Legs
C. Legs

5. How do flamingos usually sleep?
A. On their stomach
B. Lying flat
C. Standing on one leg
C. Standing on one leg

6. What is a group of flamingos called?
A. Flock
B. Pack
C. Flamboyance
C. Flamboyance

7. Where do flamingos often live?
A. Deserts
B. Wetlands and lakes
C. Forests
B. Wetlands and lakes

8. How many species of flamingos are there?
A. 2
B. 4
C. 6
C. 6

9. Which continent has the most flamingo species?
A. South America
B. Asia
C. Europe
A. South America (It is home to 4 of the 6 species).

10. How do flamingos stay balanced on one leg?
A. Strong muscles
B. Sleeping deeply
C. Special joints
C. Special joints (Their joints lock into place, requiring almost no muscle effort).

11. Are flamingos good at flying?
A. Yes
B. No
C. Only when scared
A. Yes

12. Why do flamingos stand in shallow water?
A. To cool down
B. To hide from predators
C. To find food
C. To find food

Christmas in July is an unofficial, mid-year celebration that brings the festive spirit, decorations, and traditions of Christmas into the summer month of July. Peak activities typically focus on July 25, which sits exactly six months apart from the traditional December 25 holiday.

Common ways to celebrate tropical-themed backyard holiday barbecues.

1. Drinking iced or frozen hot chocolate.
2. Playing Flamingo games such as Deck the Palms, Ring Toss, What's Your Flamingo Name?, "Word Searches etc...
3. Organizing small Secret Santa gift exchanges.
4. Setting up outdoor movie screens for holiday film marathons.

Did you Know ?? -World Flamingo Day (or International Flamingo Day) is celebrated annually on April 26 to raise awareness about the six spectacular flamingo species and their vital wetland habitats. The date honors the birthday of John James Audubon, the iconic ornithologist and painter who famously captured the American flamingo.
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Humorous Life Lessons



Humorous Life Lessons For Children

1. No matter how hard you try, you can’t baptize cats.
2. When your mom is mad at your dad, don’t let her brush your hair.
3. If your sister or brother hits you, don’t hit him/her back. They always catch the second person.
4. Never ask your three-year-old brother to hold a tomato.
5. You can’t trust dogs to watch your food.
6. Don’t sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
7. Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.
8. You can’t hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
9. Don’t wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
10. The best place to be when you’re sad is Grandma’s lap.

Funny Lessons Learned In Life

1. Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
2. Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.
3. When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you’re down there.
4. You’re getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.
5. It’s frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
6. Time may be a great healer, but it’s also a lousy beautician.
7. With age comes wisdom, but sometimes age comes alone.

Funny Life Lesson Quotes For Adults

1. Raising teenagers is like nailing Jello to a tree.
2. Wrinkles don’t hurt.
3. Families are like fudge – mostly sweet, with a few nuts.
4. Today’s mighty oak is just yesterday’s nut that held its ground.
5. Laughing helps. It’s like jogging on the inside.
6. Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy.

17 Life Lessons to Teach Your Child Before 18 (and great for us all)!

1. Be kind, even when others aren't.
2. Take responsibility for your actions.
3. Failure is a part of learning.
4. Money must be earned and managed wisely.
5. Time is your most valuable asset.
6. Respect is earned, not demanded.
7. Stand up for what's right, even if alone.
8. Your mindset shapes your life.
9. Hard work beats talent without effort.
10. Listen more than you speak.
11. Your health is your true wealth.
12. Choose friends who uplift you.
13. Be honest, even when it's hard.
14. Learn to say no confidently.
15. Ask questions, stay curious.
16. Apologize when you're wrong.
17. Not everything deserves your reaction.

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A Worry-Free Day Today!



There are two days in every week
about which we should not worry:


One of these days is Yesterday with all its mistakes and cares,
  its faults and blunders, its aches and pains.

We cannot undo a single act we performed;
  we cannot erase a single word we said.
Yesterday is gone forever.


The other day we should not worry about is Tomorrow
  with all its possible adversities, its burdens,
its large promise and its poor performance;
  Tomorrow is also beyond our immediate control.


Tomorrow's sun will rise,
  either in splendor or behind a mask of clouds, but it will rise.
Until it does, we have no stake in Tomorrow,
  for it is yet to be born.


This leaves only one day, Today.
  Any person can fight the battle of just one day.
It is when you and I add the burdens
of those two awful eternities

  Yesterday and Tomorrow that we break down.


Live but one day at a time! :)
 



 
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Why Computers Crash ~ Dr. Seuss

Dr. Seuss Explains...
Why Computers Crash 

(Read this to yourself aloud - it's great!)

If a packet hits a pocket
On a socket on a port
And the bus is interrupted
At a very last resort



And the access of the memory
Makes your floppy disk abort
Then the socket packet pocket
Has an error to report



If your cursor finds a menu item
Followed by a dash
And the double-clicking icon
Puts your window in the trash



And your data is corrupted
Cuz the index doesn't hash
Then the situation's hopeless
And your system's gonna crash



If the label on the cable
At your house
Says the network is connected to
The button on your mouse

But your packets want to
Tunnel to another protocol
That's repeatedly rejected
By the printer down the hall



And your screen is all distorted
By the side effects of gauss
So your icons in the window
Are as wavy as a souse



Then you may as well reboot
And go out with a bang
Cuz sure as I'm a poet
The sucker's gonna hang !



When the copy of your floppy's
Getting sloppy in the disc
And the microcode instructions
Cause unnecessary risk



Then you'll have to flash the memory
And you'll want to RAM your ROM
Quickly turn off the computer
And be sure to tell your Mom!


Well, that certainly clears things
up for me.   How about you? 
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Lessons :: Motorcycle

Riders agree, motorcycle experiences teach valuable life lessons, with many relating to freedom and adventure.

Lessons Learned While Riding A Motorcycle

1. Always keep an open mind.
  2. Travel light.
  3. Always take back roads.
  4. The easiest way is not always the best (or the most fun).
  5. Plan ahead.
  6. But be spontaneous.
  7. Take a good opportunity when you see it.
  8. Don’t forget to stop and enjoy the ride.
  9. Protect yourself.
  10. Carpe diem.
 

Life lessons learned from riding a motorcycle

Twelve Important Things My Motorcycle Has Taught Me:
  1. The only good view of a thunderstorm is in your rear view mirror.
  2. Four wheels move the body; two wheels move the soul.
  3. Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 75 mph.
  4. Midnight bugs taste just as bad as noon time bugs.
  5. Sometimes it takes a whole tank full of gas before you can think straight.
  6. A bike on the road is worth two in the shed.
  7. Young riders pick a destination and go; old riders pick a direction and go.
  8. When you're riding lead, don't spit.
  9. Catching a yellow jacket in your shirt at 75 mph can double your vocabulary.
  10. If you can't get it going with bungee cords and duct tape, it's serious.
  11. Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window.
  12. I've never seen a Harley parked in front of a psychiatrist's office.
  Always remember that riding a motorcycle on a bad day is still better than riding in a car on a good day!!!!
 

Summary of lessons from “A Twist of the Wrist”

Don't badmouth yourself. Reflect on what you can improve, not what you did wrong.
  Ride out mistakes, to learn the full lesson.
  Look for the root of mistakes in the inputs, not the outcome.
  Follow your own path.
  The faster you're going, the more aggressively you have to turn.
  The best racers are those fastest at learning to read and interpret critical information.
  Don't watch others; watch the track.
  First do it right, then add speed.
  You gain more in the race by going faster in long sweeps, not tight turns.
  The best riding advice comes from your best friend: You
  Be willing to fall down… or don't ride
 
 

Biker Quote for Today

You start with a full bag of luck and an empty bag of experience. The trick is to fill the bag of experience before you empty the bag of luck.
 


  What Learning To Ride A Motorcycle Taught Me About Life
~ Keep Your Head Up ~
~ Look To The Goal, Not The Obstacle ~
~ Practice Patience ~

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The Last Leaves On The Tree


Recently I started to find my roots and got to thinking all the things my parents taught us.
On my father's side there were 10 siblings and on my mother's side there were 14 siblings, and I also have 12 siblings myself so Family has always been important for me...

While researching our family roots on Ancestry and FamilySearch.org, This song showed up on my YouTube playlist.... Thanks to ScooterPuss ... Love it !!!!

The Last Leaves On The Tree

[Not to be confused with the Tom Waits or Willie Nelson Songs]

We're starting like a river, wild and free, 
covering out our path through history.

Every dawn of promise, every night of prayer, 
holding on to moments. I'm aware of the wear and tear. 

Seasons turn, the leaves fall down.
Whispers of the past, a silent sound. 

We watch them go one by one, 
feeling the way to what's been done.

Now we're the last leaves on the tree. 
Fading in the cold just hanging free.

Saying goodbye in a quiet song. 
Know that it's right, but it feels so wrong.

Time's a river that never stays
 sweeping us along it way.

We were young, now we're old.
There's some stories that need to be told. 

The circle turns and life moves on
to we're the last, till all is gone.

We're the last leaves on the tree. 
Holding on to meories. 


We danced in the sunlight.  Drank from the well. 
Build a house of dreams.  A story to tell.

The shadows grew longer, the seasons changed, 
and every loved one, quietly, they've gone away.

[instrumental]

Time to sleep in the night's embrace. 
Takin' parts of our soul, leaving no trace. 
We say our goodbyes in the saddest way.
 Knowing it's part of the break of day.

Now we're the last leaves on the tree.
Fading in the cold, just hangin' free.
Saying goodbye in a quiet song.
Know it is right, but it feels so wrong.


Time's a river that never stays, sweepin' us along its way.
We were young, now we're old, passing stories that need to be told.


The circles turn and life moves on. 
Til we're the last till all is gone.
We're the last leaves on the tree
holding on to memories.


And I wonder if they're looking down from a place beyond this town,
Whispering softly through the breeze, reminding me
 life's just a leaf on the trees.


So I'll stand here in the winds low cry, watch the seasons, say goodbye.
One by one they've gone ahead, leaving me the last 
where they once lived.


We're the last leaves on the tree.
Just a whisper of what used to be.



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Why Worry? There's only 2 things in life you have to worry about ...

Why Worry?

There are only two things in life to worry about:

Whether you are well
or whether you are sick.

If you are well ...

then there is nothing to worry about.

But if you are sick ...

there are only two things to worry about:

Whether you are going to get well,

or whether you are going to die.

If you get well ...

then there is nothing to worry about.

But if you die,

there are only two things to worry about:

Whether you are going to go to heaven ... or whether you are going to go to hell.

If you go to heaven ... ,

then you have nothing to worry about.

But if you go to hell ... ,

you'll be so busy shaking hands with all your friends,

that you won't have time to worry!

So, Why Worry?
 

@CraigandRyan ... There's only 2 things in life you have to worry about ... YouTube
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Why Worry? There are only two things in life to worry about: Whether you are well or whether you are sick. If you are well ... ...

Ten Ways to Stay Young


1. Throw out nonessential numbers. This includes age, weight and height. Let the doctor worry about them. That is why you pay him/her.

2. Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull you down. 

3. Keep learning. Learn more about the computer, crafts, gardening, whatever. Never let the brain idle. "An idle mind is the devil's workshop," the devil's name is Alzheimer's. 

4. Enjoy the simple things. When the children are young, that is all that you can afford. When they are in college, that is all that you can afford. When you are on retirement, that is all that you can afford!

5. Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath. Laugh so much that you can be tracked in the store by your distinctive laughter.

6. The tears happen. Endure, grieve, and move on. The only person who is with us our entire life, is ourselves. Be alive while you are alive, don't put out a mailbox on the highway of death and just wait in residence for your mail

7. Surround yourself with what you love, whether it is family, pets, keepsakes, music, plants, hobbies, whatever. Your home is your refuge.

8. Cherish your health. If it is good, preserve it. If it is unstable, improve it. If it is beyond what you can improve, get help.

9. Don't take guilt trips. Go to the mall, the next county, a foreign country, but don't go to guilt country.

10. Tell the people you love, that you love them, at every opportunity. Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.

Ten Healthy Habits

These 10 healthy habits for vitality, often depicted in wellness illustrations and clipart, include:

Stay Hydrated: Drink at least 8 glasses of water a day to keep your skin plump and energized.
Wear Sunscreen: Protect your face and neck from UV rays to prevent wrinkles and dark spots.
Eat a Plant-Rich Diet: Fill your plate with fruits, vegetables, and lean proteins for antioxidants and nutrients.
Exercise Regularly: Keep your body flexible and strong with activities like walking, yoga, or swimming.
Prioritize Sleep: Aim for 7 - 9 hours of restful sleep to allow your body to repair and recharge.
Limit Sugar & Processed Foods: Reduce intake of refined sugars, which can accelerate skin aging.
>Maintain Social Connections: Spend time with friends and family to lower stress and boost mental health.
Manage Stress: Practice meditation, deep breathing, or your favorite hobbies to lower cortisol levels.
Challenge Your Mind: Read, do crossword puzzles, or learn new skills to keep your brain sharp.
Smile Often: A happy, smiling face is universally perceived as more youthful and vibrant.

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1. Throw out nonessential numbers. This includes age, weight and height. Let the doctor worry about them. That is why you pay him/her....

What Is a Gramma? (+ FamilyCircus)

I received this description in yet another email forward and thought it was amusingly cute and yet adorable! So i decided to add it to these Greetings also.

A Grandmother is a lady
who has no children of her own.
She likes other people's little girls and boys.

A Grandfather is a man Grandma. He goes for walks with boys and they talk about fishing and stuff like that. 

Grandmothers don't have to do anything except to be there.
They are so old they shouldn't play hard or run. It is enough if they drive us to the market where the pretend horse is, and have lots of dimes ready. Or if they take us for walks, they should slow down past thingslike pretty leaves and caterpillars. They should never say "hurry up." 

Usually, Grandmothers are fat,
but not too fat to tie your shoes.
They wear glasses and funny underwear.
They can take their teeth and gums off. 

Grandmothers don't have to be smart,
only answer questions like "Why isn't God married?"
and "Why do dogs chase cats?" 

Grandmothers don't talk baby talk like mothers do,
because it is hard to understand.
When they read to us, they don't skip or mind if it is the same story over again. 

Everyone should try to have a Grandmother,
especially if they don't have a TV, because they are the only grown ups who have time.

Family Circus: Grandma Was Here! Pinterest

"The Family Circus" By Bil & Jeff Keane
AI Overview -
There are many informal words for grandmother,
ranging from traditional favorites to trendy or culturally specific nicknames.
Check out these common categories to find the perfect fit:
Classic: Grandma, Gram, Granny, Gran, or Nana.
Modern & Sassy: Gigi, Mimi, Grammy, or Glam-ma.
Southern US: Mamaw, Meemaw, or Nanny.
Cultural: Abuela (Spanish), Nonna (Italian), Oma (German), or Yaya (Greek).

Sources: ArcaMax

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