Dr. Seuss Explains...
(Read this to yourself aloud - it's great!) If a packet hits a pocket On a socket on a port And the bus is interrupted At a very last resort 
And the access of the memory Makes your floppy disk abort Then the socket packet pocket Has an error to report
If your cursor finds a menu item Followed by a dash And the double-clicking icon Puts your window in the trash
And your data is corrupted Cuz the index doesn't hash Then the situation's hopeless And your system's gonna crash
If the label on the cable At your house Says the network is connected to The button on your mouse  But your packets want to Tunnel to another protocol That's repeatedly rejected By the printer down the hall
And your screen is all distorted By the side effects of gauss So your icons in the window Are as wavy as a souse
Then you may as well reboot And go out with a bang Cuz sure as I'm a poet The sucker's gonna hang !
When the copy of your floppy's Getting sloppy in the disc And the microcode instructions Cause unnecessary risk
Then you'll have to flash the memory And you'll want to RAM your ROM Quickly turn off the computer And be sure to tell your Mom! Well, that certainly clears things up for me. How about you? |
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