Time For Coffee

Spouse #1: Honey, this coffee tastes like dirt.    Spouse #2: That's not surprising, dear, it was just ground this morning.       I met someone in the elevator who was drinking coffee and complaining about how coffee made him nervous. I said why don't you quit drinking coffee.  He said, "because if I didn't have the shakes I wouldn't get any exercise at all."   A man went to his psychiatrist and said, "Every time I drink my coffee, I get a stabbing pain in my right eye," the psychiatrist said, "well, have you tried taking the spoon out?"     I'm sure all coffee beans are juvenile. They're always getting grounded!   Six Cups of Coffee Freddie was eighteen years old, friendly, and eager to do things right. Unfortunately, he wasn't especially bright. He had just started his first job, as a delivery boy and general go-fer at a furniture warehouse. His first task was to go out for coffee.     He walked into a nearby coffee shop carrying a large thermos. When the counterman finally noticed him, he held up the thermos.     "Is this big enough to hold six cups of coffee?" he said. The counterman looked at the thermos, hesitated for a few seconds, then finally said, "Yeah. It looks like about six cups to me."     "Good," Freddie said. "Give me two regular, two black, and two decaf."

 

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