The Water Closet



It seems that a little old English lady was looking for some rooms in Switzerland. She asked the local village school master to help her. A place that suited her was finally found and the lady returned to London for her luggage. She remembered then that she had not noticed a bathroom, or as she called it, a ‘water closet.’ So she wrote to the school master. He was puzzled by the initials ‘W. C. ‘, never dreaming, of course, that she was asking about a bathroom. He finally asked the help of the parish priest who decided that W. C. stood for Wesleyan Church. This was his reply:

Dear Madam,

The W. C. is situated nine miles from the house in the center of a beautiful grove of trees. It is capable of holding 350 people at a time and is open on Tuesday, Thursday and Sunday each week. A large number of folks attend during the summer months, so it is suggested you go early, although there is plenty of standing room. Some folk like to take their lunch and make a day of it, especially on Thursday when there is organ accompaniment. The acoustics are very good and everyone can hear the slightest sound.

It may be of interest to you to know that my daughter was married in our W. C. and it was there she met her husband.

We hope you will be there in time for our bazaar to be held very soon. The proceeds will go towards the purchase of plush seats which the folks agree are a long-felt need, as the present seats all have holes in them.

My wife is rather delicate, therefore she cannot attend regularly. It has been six months since the last time she went. Naturally, it pains her very much not to be able to go more often.

I shall close now with the desire to accommodate you in every way possible and I will be happy to save you a seat down front or near the door, which ever you prefer.

School Master 

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Appreciation

One day a father of a very wealthy family took his son on a trip to the country with the firm purpose of showing his son how poor people live. They spent a couple of days and nights on the farm of what would be considered a very poor family.

On their return from their trip, the father asked his son, “How was the trip?”

“It was great, Dad.”

“Did you see how poor people live?” the father asked.

“Oh yeah,” said the son.

“So, tell me, what did you learn from the trip?” asked the father.

The son answered: “I saw that we have one dog and they had four.

We have a pool that reaches to the middle of our garden and they have a creek that has no end.

We have imported lanterns in our garden and they have the stars at night.

Our patio reaches to the front yard and they have the whole horizon.

We have a small piece of land to live on and they have fields that go beyond our sight.

We have servants who serve us, but they serve others.

We buy our food, but they grow theirs.

We have walls around our property to protect us, they have friends to protect them.”

The boy’s father was speechless.

Then his son added, “Thanks, Dad, for showing me how poor we are.”

Isn’t perspective a wonderful thing? Makes you wonder what would happen if we all gave thanks for everything we have, instead of worrying about what we don’t have.

Appreciate every single thing! you have, especially your friends!

“Life is too short and friends are too few.” 



 
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Thank God For The Parents That Drugged Us


A story of what life used to be like in America, and it illustrates the type of good old fashioned common sense, discipline, and solid moral values that our parents grew up with. Some of you folks with a little age on you will apprecitate this. The author is unknown. Here is the story:

The other day, someone at a store in our town read that a Methamphetamine lab had been found in an old farmhouse in the adjoining county and he asked me a rhetorical question.
"Why didn't we have a drug problem when you and I were growing up?"

I replied I had a drug problem when I was young: I was drug to church on Sunday morning. I was drug to church for weddings and funerals. I was drug to family reunions and community socials no matter the weather.

I was drug by my ears when I was disrespectful to adults I was also drug to the woodshed when I disobeyed my parents, told a lie, brought home a bad report card, did not speak with respect, spoke ill of the teacher or the preacher, or if I didn't put forth my best effort in everything that was asked of me.

I was drug to the kitchen sink to have my mouth washed out with soap if I uttered a profanity.

I was drug out to pull weeds in mom's garden and flowerbeds and cockleburs out of dad's fields.

I was drug to the homes of family, friends and neighbors to help out some poor soul who had no one to mow the yard, repair the clothesline, or chop some firewood; and, if my mother had ever known that I took a single dime as a tip for this kindness, she would have drug me back to the woodshed.

Those drugs are still in my veins and they affect my behavior in everything I do, say, or think. They are stronger than cocaine, crack, or heroin; and, if today's children had this kind of drug problem, America would be a better place.

God bless the parents who drugged us.


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Murphy's Law of Genealogists


1.. The will you need is in a safe onboard the Titanic

2.. You finally find the wedding record for your grandfather only to discover he married Mary SMITH whose father was John SMITH and mother was Mary JONES!

3.. You have finally found the information you needed to solve the family mystery you have been working on for 2 years and your elderly aunt says "I could have told you that!"

4.. You find an old family photo album and upon close examination, there are no names on the pictures.

5.. You learn that your great grandmothers family bible (passed down through the family for 3 generations) was sold at an estate sale in New York City.

6.. You find your family in the census and write to the county where they lived for 40 years, only to receive a letter stating all the county records burned.

7.. You learn there is a county history on microfilm of the county your ancestors originated. It has 16,000 pages and is not indexed.

8.. The public ceremony in which your distinguished ancestor participated and at which the platform collapsed under him, turned out to be a hanging.
 

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Big Mud Puddles and Sunny Yellow Dandelions



When I look at a patch of dandelions, I see a bunch of weeds that are going to take over my yard. 

     - My kids see flowers for Mom and blowing white fluff you can wish on.

When I look at an old drunk and he smiles at me, I see a smelly, dirty person who probably wants money and I look away.

     - My kids see someone smiling at them and they smile back.

When I hear music I love, I know I can't carry a tune and don't have much rhythm so I sit self-consciously and listen.

     - My kids feel the beat and move to it. They sing out the words. If they don't know them, they make up their own.

When I feel wind on my face, I brace myself against it. I feel it messing up my hair and pulling me back when I walk.

     - My kids close their eyes, spread their arms and fly with it, until they fall to the ground laughing.

When I pray, I say thee and thou and grant me this, give me that.

     - My kids say, "Hi God! Thanks for my toys and my friends. Please keep the bad dreams away tonight. Sorry, I don't want to go to Heaven yet. I would miss my Mommy and Daddy."

When I see a mud puddle I step around it. I see muddy shoes and dirty carpets.

     - My kids sit in it. They see dams to build, rivers to cross, and worms to play with.

I wonder if we are given kids to teach or to learn from? No wonder God loves the little children!

     - Enjoy the little things in life, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

I wish you Big Mud Puddles and Sunny Yellow Dandelions!!!

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The Holidays in The Hundred Acre Woods

Celebrate The Holidays With Pooh & Friends In The Hundred Acre Woods

National Winnie the Pooh Day on January 18 
Let's celebrate your favorite honey-smacking bear; along with his friends on this day and all thru the year. * Don't forget about those honey-smackin treats for your family while watching some of these specials.

The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh episodic show and the slew of holiday-themed Pooh movies outlined below are guaranteed to put you in a holiday mood — for fun and even for food!


Groundhog Day

“Ground Piglet Day,” Season One, Episode Twenty-Five of the show endows Piglet with the spotlight. Piglet’s behavior acts as the episode’s thematic catalyst during the February 2nd holiday setting episode. Piglet is forced to take the groundhog role of the holiday, so the other animals know whether his shadow indicates the coming of Spring. Piglet’s personality trait of fearing his friends’ disapproval and a delighted smile hidden beneath a groundhog-inspired mask in the segment illuminate a suburb representation of Piglet’s character. There’s a hilarious twist during the midpoint of the episode that might make “Ground Piglet Day” an appropriate Thanksgiving seasonal viewing as well.
Groundhog Day isn’t necessarily a day that garners much notoriety — unless you live in the city of Punxsutawney and have a huge celebration bash every year.


Valentine’s Day

Valentine’s Day is a day spent with a loved one — or loved ones, as joyously represented in Season Two, Episode One of New Adventures, “Un-Valentine’s Day.” Feeling agitated over the haunting memories of the prior’s years’ Valentine’s Day card fiasco, Rabbit enacts a ban on any card exchange for the holiday. Unfortunately for Rabbit, Pooh Bear, implicitly responsible for the overwhelming amount of Valentine’s Day cards that flooded the Hundred Acre Wood last year, begins the card-gifting cycle anew after finding an unmarked card on his doorstep. This episode wholly embraces whimsy, sparkling red and white colors and the atmosphere of love that couples with Valentine’s Day. The dialogue between Pooh and Piglet will bring you to tears. Additionally, Pooh cleverly masquerades as a mailbox, and the illustrated farce is as charming as it sounds.

Another Pooh Valentine’s Day feature, 1999 special, Winnie the Pooh: A Valentine For You, is only available to stream through a rental purchase. The holiday sentiment remains, but the limited availability of the twenty-two-minute special may deter prospective viewers. Thankfully, your Disney+ subscription grants you easy access to streaming the tear-jerking Valentine’s Day episode of “New Adventures” on February 14th instead.


St. Patrick’s Day

As a disclaimer, the “New Adventures” episode, “Luck Amok,” doesn’t technically mention St. Patrick’s Day. Because Season One, Episode Fifteen thematically revolves around luck, features four-leaf clovers, and displays lush, green-colored backgrounds, the story can easily reproduce the child-reminiscent understanding of St. Patrick’s Day. Tigger accidentally breaks Rabbit’s mirror, and Rabbit spitefully tells Tigger that he will be cursed with bad luck for seven years. The bad luck trope gets passed around from character to character, and Pooh and Piglet exchange outfits — producing the iconic picture above — in an attempt to confuse the bad luck! Usual Pooh shenanigans are paired with especially memorable imagery, making this a must-watch episode on the March 17th holiday.


April Fool’s Day

It’s not surprising that the “New Adventures” writers took advantage of the single most obvious Pooh pun in entitling the second segment of Season Three, Episode Six, “April Pooh.” Further, the entirety of the ten-minute short is teeming with affability, as each character finds themselves at the end of a prank by an unknown prankster. A highlight of this episode is that the animators took the time to design humorous costumes and props to dress Pooh and his friends. The Hundred Acre Wood animals search for the “April Fool” with heartwarming results. Honestly, you’d be hard pressed to find a more jovial April Fool’s themed episode to watch on the first day of April.


Easter

Springtime With Roo (2004) is a quintessential film to watch during Easter week for religious and non-religious people alike. This movie maintains a high-spirited energy throughout, bursting with a peppy Music Man-esque soundtrack including peppy songs like “Easter Day With You” and “The Way It Must Be Done.” Although the movie is marketed as Roo-centralized, older viewers will quickly realize that Rabbit’s crotchety, cantankerous behavior begins to resemble that of the Charles Dickens classic Scrooge, Ebenezer Scrooge. Thus, the spotlight re-centers from Roo wanting to celebrate his second Easter toward Rabbit’s dismissal of the holiday altogether in place of spring cleaning.

You won’t want to miss this spectacularly colored Easter retelling of A Christmas Carol. A rare, satisfied Eeyore will delight viewers as he brandishes his fluffy bunny ears to get into the Easter-egg-hunting spirit. Surprisingly, Tigger takes on a parental role with Roo and a guiding hand for Rabbit that adds emotional complexity to his character. Pooh also engages in a song and dance about his upcoming sneeze that will make you want to dance along with the fluffy bear.


Halloween

If you grew up in the 2000s, you’ve probably seen the 2005 animated film Pooh’s Heffalump Halloween Movie. A sequel to Pooh’s Heffalump Movie, this direct-to-video movie played on a constant loop on the Disney Channel during October in the 2000s. In retrospect, it’s far from the best Pooh movie. Regardless, this film deserves a certain amount of respect because it features long-time voice actor John Fiedler’s last performance as Piglet. Brave kids won’t be able to resist the allure of the films’ trick-or-treat Halloween night setting and stakes of Pooh-stealing goblins.

Tigger scares everyone — as usual — with the threat of a “Gobloon” that slinks from the shadows every Halloween to capture trick-or-treaters. Roo and Lumpy, the good-hearted purple elephant that made his debut in Pooh’s Heffalump Movie, endeavor on an adventure to capture the ill-wishing Gobloon. The character-appropriate Halloween costume attire for each Pooh character in the film speaks to the creative ingenuity of the artistic team. Whether the movie is objectively “good” — and whether the creepiness of some images will give your child nightmares — Pooh’s Heffalump Movie is worth the rental fee on Halloween, solely for the costuming designs. Who doesn’t want to see Pooh dressed up as a honey pot?

Your wallet should fear not, for several episodes of the “New Adventures” series can satisfy your — or your children’s — itch for wholesomely spooky Winnie the Pooh Halloween content. Season Two, Episode Two, “The Monster Frankenpooh,” is not only a fan-favorite segment, but the artistic freedom of scenery, costumes, and character modifications monstrously heighten visual satisfaction. Piglet, Rabbit, Tigger, and Gopher all gather around on a dark night to frighten one another with scary stories. Surprisingly, Piglet proves his eerie storytelling chops by regaling his friends with a loose retelling of the Frankenstein horror story.

Jagged castle designs complement the light terror atmosphere in the tale. A thunderstorm bellows overhead on an exterior castle shot as the camera pans inside to reveal a scientist who looks nearly identical to Piglet — and wears an adorable Piglet-sized lab coat. When the glorious creation on the table is revealed, Tigger interjects in the story and comically increases the size of the “horrifying” monster, “Frankenpooh.” The stellar sound effects, breaking the fourth wall, and emphatic voice acting enhance the story’s drama. In addition, you can round off your Pooh-o-ween night with a five-minute short of Piglet running around like a ghost and terrorizing his friends in Season One, Episode Fourteen, “Things That Go Piglet in the Night.”


Thanksgiving Day

Winnie the Pooh: Seasons of Giving was marketed as a full-length animated special but essentially consists of a three-short amalgamation. Two of the shorts included, “Groundpiglet Day” and “Find Her, Keep Her,” are found in Season One of “New Adventures.” Sandwiched in between the shorts is the 1998 made-for-television special, A Winnie the Pooh Thanksgiving. The short fully caters to its Thanksgiving theme, featuring the preparation for a true Thanksgiving feast with Christopher Robin and his stuffed friends. Themes of togetherness, thankfulness, and co-operation enliven the heartwarming innocence of a childhood Thanksgiving. Spectacular art, dazzling colorwork, and facial expressiveness proves distinctive in comparison to other television Pooh specials.

Unfortunately, you’ll only be able to watch the special while scarfing down your own Thanksgiving feast by renting the entire Seasons of Giving film. Since the other two shorts are watchable on Disney+, the $3.99 rental price makes the twenty-two minutes of A Winnie the Pooh Thanksgiving only truly worth the money if you have to see this Primetime Emmy nominated feature.


Christmas And New Year’s Day

As the crew aids Pooh in his Christmas tree decorations, Rabbit tells Roo a flashback Christmas story that segues into a showing of the Winnie the Pooh and Christmas Too special. Many Christmas tunes are sung by the endearing voice actors, and the movie demonstrates the captivating joy of the holiday spirit. Pooh and Piglet exchange the sweetest lines of friendship with one another that reminds viewers to focus on the gift of companionship during the holiday. In the New Year’s portion of the movie, preparations for New Year’s go awry, and the animals decide to switch up their personalities in a misguided attempt to appease an angered rabbit. A Very Merry Pooh Year is special, poignant, musical, and an absolute comfort movie to turn on during the holidays.

A Very Merry Pooh Year (2002) is the ultimate, warm-and-fuzzy, feel-good holiday movie. Like The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh (1977), the film pieces together a previous Pooh holiday special, Winnie the Pooh and Christmas Too, with bonus scenes to cohesively tie it together with an additional New Year’s featurette called Happy Pooh Year. The film begins on Christmas Eve, where a befuddled Winnie the Pooh struggles to set up his Christmas tree. After a mishap, Pooh accidentally breaks the shelf where he was hiding a gift for his best friend, Piglet. While his friends outside beg Pooh to let them in his home, Pooh scrambles to re-hide the gift, leading to his later forgetfulness about the present at all.

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