Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts

The Measure Of A Macho Man

The measure of a macho man Is not the clothes he wears Or how he walks or how he talks Or how he combs his hair The measure of a ...

What Is It About Men?

...POCKETKNIVES?   Every time I break a nail, need to slice an apple, peel a cantaloupe, slice a watermelon, or do ANYTHING that ...

Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah

Time to go camping !  Let's see how many of you recall singing this around a campfire and times were simpler. Hello Muddah, ...

Fish Tales

A collection of humorous Postcards from Minnesota A bad day of fishing is still better than a good day at work. A fisherman,'tw...

What The Doctor Really Means

"Well, what have we here...?" He has no idea and is hoping you'll give him a clue. "Well, we're not feeling so w...

Pile Of Crap

This one is an oldie but a goodie from my folks... especially from my DAD! His favorite reminder when we moved out of home and got our o...

I'm My Own Grandpa

"I'm My Own Grandpa" is a novelty song written by Dwight Latham and Moe Jaffe, performed by Lonzo and Oscar in 1947, about...

Prison Versus Housewives

In prison, you get three square meals a day. At home, you cook three square meals a day and try to get your kids to eat it. In prison, you...

A Logger's New Math

Teaching Math in 1950: A logger sells a truck load of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price. What is ...

Your Fly Is Open - National Zipper Day

National Zipper Day commemorates April 29, 1913, when the patent for the modern zipper was issued. The day celebrates something that we oft...

Gonna Be A Cold Winter

One day in early September the chief of a Native American tribe was asked by his tribal elders if the winter of 2011/12 was going to be col...

Etiquette Guide For Rednecks

  Everyone lives by a certain set of  rules  and standards. Here is a complilation of proper  manners  that  rednecks  might follow in orde...

Toilet Tissue from The Carol Burnett Show (full sketch)

Who knew this would become so accurate in 2020? ‘Toilet Tissue’ Sketch From ‘The Carol Burnett Show’ Gives Us The Laugh We Need During ...

Exercise For Older Adults

In the middle of this Covid-19 pandemic ....We all are getting older and it's never too late to start an exercise routine that can be ea...

The Super Bowl Fan

A guy named Bob received a free ticket to the Super Bowl from his company. Unfortunately, when he arrives at the stadium he realizes th...

Quiz: Movie Quotes 1

What Movie "Said This"? Do You know?  Here are 10 movie quotes – Can YOU guess the movie from the quote? Try your luck!

Rock-Never-Wrong

Okay, as I said before, I generally always make something for folks during Christmas. This year I have decided to hand out rocks. y wife...

1967 John Deere Candy Dispenser

Antique farm equipment is a staple at rural Minnesota parades. But few agricultural relics evoke gleeful screams from hordes of children....

Little Monster

Enveloped in a costume that still can't seem to hide The irascible little darling, a monster deep inside.... Dressed as but a minion...

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