My Little Car



My Little Car

I love to go out driving
in my little car.
Not just to the movies
I like to travel far.

To the beach or countryside
is where I like to drive.
But now my little car is old
so I can't go for rides.

My little car he likes to go
he likes his little runs.
Cause when it's time to go back home
he never wants to come.

He spits and chokes and grumbles
when I turn his little key.
And now his little body
is rusty as can be.

I'm going to miss my little car
I don't know what I'll do.
It didn't matter where I went
I would always take him too.

But now it's time to say goodbye
because he's old and stubborn.
And it's time to let him go
to his little car heaven.

© 2000 by Tia Marie

My Little Car I love to go out driving in my little car. Not just to the movies I like to travel far. To the beach or co...

A Quick Pictorial Guide To Bra Sizes and a Bra Joke

A Quick Pictorial Guide To Bra Sizes

Have you ever wondered why bras are lettered A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, H and how the letters are actually used to define bra sizes? Let's See!

A - Almost Boobs…
B - Barely Boobs.
C - Cant Complain!
D - Dang!
DD- Double Dang!!
E – Enormous!
F – Fake.
G - Get a Reduction.
H - Help Me... I've Fallen and I Can't Get Up!!!




Joke Of The Day: What Religion Is Your Bra?

A man walked into the ladies’ department of Macy’s and shyly said to the woman at the counter, “I’d like to buy a bra for my wife.”

“What type of bra?” asked the clerk.

“Type?” inquired the man. “There’s more than one type?”

“Look around,” said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color, and material imaginable. “Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from.”

Relieved, the man asked about the types.

The saleslady replied, “There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?”

Now befuddled again, the man asked about the differences between them.

The saleslady responded, “It’s really quite simple. The Catholic type supports the masses. The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen, the Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright, and the Baptist type makes mountains out of mole hills.”

A Quick Pictorial Guide To Bra Sizes Have you ever wondered why bras are lettered A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, H and how the letters are actua...

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