Halloween Jokes And Riddles

Have fun with these family friendly Halloween jokes and riddles and remember sharing is always better with a friend!

#1 - What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?
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#2 - Why didn’t the skeleton want to go to school?
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#3 - Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
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#4 - Where do zombies like to go swimming?
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#5 - What is a ghost’s favorite pie?
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#6 - What do vampires take when they are sick?
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#7 - What goes around a haunted house and never stops?
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#8 - Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?
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#9 - What kind of pants do ghosts wear?
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#10 - What do moms dress up as on Halloween?
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#11 - What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel, a Poodle and a ghost?
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#12 - What is a ghost’s favorite fruit?
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#13 - When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?
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#14 - What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
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#15 - What kind of dessert does a ghost like?
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#16 - What does a skeleton say before dinner?
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#17 - What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
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#18 - What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?
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#19 - Why are ghosts so bad at lying?
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#20 - Why did the skeleton cross the road?
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#21 - What does a witch use to keep her hair up?
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#22 - What do ghosts eat for supper?
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#23 - Why didn’t the skeleton go to the ball?
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#24 - What did the ghost say to the other ghost?
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#25 - What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?
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#26 - Where do ghosts buy their food?
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#27 - What room does a ghost not need?
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#28 - What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?
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#29 - What did one owl say to the other owl?
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#30 - What do ghosts use to wash their hair?
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