I ain't much for shopping, Nor even goin' into town Except at cattle-shipping time, I ain't easily found. But the d...

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Actual bumper stickers found in the U.S.A. Hang up and drive! Someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car. Out of...

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Here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:  On Sears hairdryer:   Do not use while sleeping. (Gee, that's the only t...

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Beau He never came to me when I would call Unless I had a tennis ball, Or he felt like it, But mostly he didn't come ...

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The Poky Little Puppy": What Lessons Does This Book Teach ... Little Golden Books often feature simple, engaging stories with clear...

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Readers probe the columnist ,Dear Abby for guidance on issues related to religion, family, business, and other forms of interpersonal conf...

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The next time you are washing your hands and complain because the water temperature isn’t just how you like it, think about how things...

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Getting Older my foot….perpetually aging sounds better — I feel like my body has gotten totally out of shape, so I got my doctor’s permiss...

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Of course these "fortunes" are meant to be entertaining, but I feel that Confucius would agree that they still offer good advi...

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So long ago, and far away When we were all so young Tearing through the high school halls We were filled with love and fun. And n...

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The sky was getting very cloudy with a promise of rain. Tommy's mother told him he would have to stay indoors because a storm was...

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Corduroy is a bear who once lived in the toy department of a big store. Day after day he waited with all the other animals and dolls for ...

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A long time ago, there was a huge apple tree. A little boy loved to come and play around it everyday. He climbed to the tree top, ate t...

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