Puns are one of my favorite things about the English language. No matter which one you use, most of the time it brings a smile to people!
What is a pun? A fun play on words . It works by using a comedic phrase which plays off the double meanings and sounds of words .
I don't know WHY I'm pals with only 25 letters of the alpahbet.
The Fellow whose whole left side was cut off is all RIGHT now.
I tried to catch some fog but I MIST.
The theif who stole the calendar got 12 MONTHS
I was waiting in queue for a fruit drink, but I forgot the punch line.
_ QUOTEABLES _
Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted.
Fred Allen
Fred Allen
Puns are the droppings of soaring wits.
Victor Hugo
Victor Hugo
Punning is a virtue that most effectually promotes the end of good fellowship, which is laughing.
Jonathan Swift
Jonathan Swift
A pun is a short quip followed by a long groan.
Unknown
Unknown
It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs – they always take them literally.
Unknown
Unknown
I live and die by puns.
Feist
Feist
Of puns it has been said that those who most dislike them are those who are last able to utter them.
Edgar Allan Poe
Edgar Allan Poe
The pun is the lowest form of wit.
Samuel Johnson
Samuel Johnson
