All I Need To Know About Life, I Learned from A Cow

Wake up in a happy mooo-d.    Honor thy fodder and thy mother and all your udder relatives.    It's better to be seen and not herd.   Turn the udder cheek and mooo-ve on    Don't cry over spilled milk.   The grass is greener on the other side of the fence.    Never take any bull from anybody.    Seize every opportunity and milk it for all its worth!   Stepping in cowpies brings good luck.    When chewing your cud, remember: There's no fat, no calories, no cholesterol, and no taste!   Always let them know who's the bossy.   Black and white is always an appropriate fashion statement.   Don't forget to cow-nt your blessings every day.       [Archived]

Thanks For Visiting
Copyright © 2015 - IcqGreetings4U