I went to the Lord's Hospital for a routine check-up and found out I was sick.
When JESUS measured my blood pressure, he found that I was low on TENDERNESS . When he measured my temperature, he registered 40 degrees of SELFISHNESS .
I had an electrocardiogram and it was diagnosed that I needed a BRIDGE OF LOVE , because my vein was blocked and wasn't supplying my EMPTY HEART . I went to the orthopedist because I was having difficulty walking side-by-side with my brother, and I couldn't hug him because I had fractured my arm when I tripped over my VANITY . Myopia was diagnosed, as I was unable to see beyond APPEARANCES . I complained that I couldn't hear him, and he diagnosed a blockage resulting from the EMPTY WORDS of everyday life. Thank you LORD , for not charging me for the consultation, for your great MERCY . I promise, when I leave here, to only use: Natural remedies, which you recommended to me and which are in the prescription book of YOUR GOSPEL . Every day, upon waking, I will drink a TEA OF GRATITUDE , upon arriving at work I will drink a tablespoon of GOOD MORNING , and every hour, a PATIENCE tablet with a glass of HUMILITY . When I get home, LORD , I will take a daily injection of LOVE and, before going to bed, two capsules of a CLEAR CONSCIENCE . By acting this way, I am certain that I will no longer get sick and every day will be a day of fellowship and solidarity . I promise to continue this preventative treatment for the rest of my life, so that when you call me, it will be due to NATURAL DEATH. Thank you, Lord! |
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