Trick -or-Treat: Are You Too Old?

The porch light is glowing, the steps are all set, With the finest jack-lanterns we’ve carved up just yet. Our trick-or-treat bags have been retired for years, But we’re still full of candy and Halloween cheers! We may be too old to go door-to-door, And our knees say we shouldn’t go march anymore. But we’ll sit on the stoop with a smile and a wink, And hand out the best chocolate treats, we would think! So dress up your best and come walking our way, We love seeing ghouls and the goblins at play. The costumes, the laughter, the tricks, and the fun— Happy Halloween wishes to every last one! You know you are too old to Trick or Treat when: 10. You get winded from knocking on the door. 9. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you. 8. You ask for high fiber candy only. 7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance and fall over. 6. People say: 'Great Boris Karloff Mask,' And you're not wearing a mask. 5. When the door opens you yell, 'Trick or.....' And can't remember the rest. 4. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders. 3. You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your hairpiece. 2. You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker. And the number one reason Seniors should not go Trick Or Treating... 1. You keep having to go home to pee. No matter, have a HAPPY HALLOWEEN anyway.

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