The Joy Of Sox




CAN THE HUMAN RACE SURVIVE WITHOUT SOX ?

THIS IS A QUESTION THAT CANNOT BE ANSWERED!

MANKIND FOR YEARS HAS NEVER TRIED TO SURVIVE WITHOUT SOX.
MEN AND WOMEN HAVE BEEN WRAPPED UP IN SOX
SINCE THE BEGINNING OF TIME.



HOW DO YOU KNOW IF YOU NEED SOX ?

CHECK YOUR DRAWERS!
IF IT LOOKS LIKE YOU REALLY NEED SOX,GO FOR IT!

SOME PEOPLE DONT EVEN BOTHER CHECKING THEIR DRAWERS.
THEY GO AFTER SOX ANYTIME THE URGE STRIKES.

REMEMBER THO THAT SOX IS NATURAL.
THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH IMPULSIVE SOX FULFILLMENT!



BEFORE YOU SHARE SOX WITH SOMEONE,
DO YOU NEED TO BE IN LOVE ?

NO! BUT YOU SHOULD AT LEAST BE
GOOD FRIENDS AND LIKE EACH OTHER.

SHARING SOX IS A VERY CLOSE INTIMATE EXPERIENCE
AND SHOULD NOT BE TAKEN LIGHTLY!



WHO NEEDS SOX MORE... MEN OR WOMEN ?

FOR MANY YEARS IT WAS THOUGHT THAT MEN
NEED SOX MORE THAN WOMEN.
 
THIS IS A FALLACY! 

WOMEN ENJOY SOX EVERY BIT AS MUCH AS MEN.



HOW OFTEN DO I NEED SOX ?

MOST PEOPLE ENJOY SOX ONCE A DAY
BUT EVERYONE AGREES...
THAT SOX ONCE A WEEK IS A MUST !


HOW CAN I MAKE SOX LAST LONGER ?

BE VERY GENTLE...
NEVER EVER TWIST, WRING,
OR USE HOT WATER,
AND NEVER PINCH WITH A CLOTHESPIN.


CAN A COMPUTER SERVICE HELP ME FIND MY SOX MATE ?


ONLY IF YOU DO NOT LIE ABOUT YOUR
"SIZE" AND "SHAPE"!

MAY YOU ALWAYS HAVE ALL THE
SOX YOU WANT AND DESIRE!


The Joy of Sox 1977 by Alice Joyce Davidson

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