When I am an old man, I will wear plaid trousers, let my shirt tail hang out on one side on Tuesdays, and wear ties that cla...

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  I shall wear my old slippers whenever I choose.   Have popcorn and pickles while on my armchair cruise. Dance around in my b...

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To clean a toilet: Pour a can of Coke into the toilet. Let it sit for one hour, then flush clean. To remove rust spots from chrome...

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Girl said:    Dad, I'm in love with a boy who is far away from me. I am in India and he lives in Alaska. We met on a dating websit...

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  I've never thought of hamburger as being threatening. Sure when it was a cow it could have charged me and done some damage but for ...

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When I was quite young, my father had one of the first telephones in our neighborhood. I remember well the polished old case fastened to...

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