ABC's of Ageing

A is for arthritis,  B is for bad back,  C is for the chest pains. Corned Beef? Cardiac?  D is for dental decay and decline,  ...

Let The Good Times Roll

What a life I'm having  Feeling real content Glad that Herbert left me Such a great event Now I can just sit here Do just what...

Mr. & Mrs. Potato Head Fable

Forget the traditional Potato Head story:Here is an uncensored tale about a young potato head getting a lesson on the facts of life from h...

Military Common Sense Rules

A lot of life’s problems can be explained by the U.S. Military and its applications of common sense …

When I Am An Old Man - Version One

When I am an old man, I will wear plaid trousers, let my shirt tail hang out on one side on Tuesdays, and wear ties that cla...

When I Am An Old Man - Version 2

  I shall wear my old slippers whenever I choose.   Have popcorn and pickles while on my armchair cruise. Dance around in my b...

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